Females would you have any sympathy for me If I were like this?

Please, call me back. I'm so lonely. Tears on my pillow cases at night. Wishing you would hold me tight! Please oh, please. I e-mail and text message you more than a dozen times in a day. I'm running out of things to say. I know I'm a clingy wimpy nice guy whose getting on your nerves. However, I'm obsessed with your beautiful face and curves! I buy you roses, buy you candy, and say all the right things so much... that they're the wrongs and such. You tell me to hush. I keep on calling you, you keep ignoring me. I'm going to cry like a baby, because you won't talk to me. My forehead says welcome so that you can walk on me. I'm just a wimp far from a pimp. Will you have sympathy and be my girl. I will hustle my a** off to give you the world. Want to be your man...just hoping. I walked into your house, and you're screwing someone else when the door opened! I'm so hurt, you treated me like dirt. Now I have to go to the bathroom and squirt squirt...because a hot stud already had dessert.